I Got the Best Poetry Folks

I got the best poetry. The best. That's why they all come to me. The editors. They say, Ben, we just have to have your poems. They're the best. People want them. People are reading. People, they say things, things about me! Folks, Best Poetry published me, so it has to be true. They have my works, three of my works folks, Compositions Without Gloves, Human Perfectibility, and Hyperbolic Times.

Also, there's poems of  mine at River Poets Journal, part of their napkin poems series in honor of national poetry month.