Saturday, April 30, 2011
LAST POST FOR APRIL
Oh, such a cruel, cruel month that is finally over. Anyway, a poem of mine, Version Vs. Version is up at Guerilla Pamphlets Volume 10. Enjoy some quality work.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Trying to Salvage My SEO...
...with poems up at Three Line Poetry, now that my sister and my father have both made appearances in public that threaten to shoot to the top of the Google charts. When you search Nardolilli, I want you to find me!
Note: when my sister talks about her brother's closet, she is referring to Ben Nardolilli, not Jon.
Also, since Bill Richardson is the number one searched for term that leads people to my blog, I am going to mention him again. Bill Richardson. Bill Richardson. Bill Richard's On!
Note: when my sister talks about her brother's closet, she is referring to Ben Nardolilli, not Jon.
Also, since Bill Richardson is the number one searched for term that leads people to my blog, I am going to mention him again. Bill Richardson. Bill Richardson. Bill Richard's On!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Heroin Love Songs and Poets for Change
Can you hear them? They are marching towards you, new poems from me up at 100,000 Poets for Change, as well as at Heroin Love Songs, Jack Henry's poetry site. Words for today's youth, rebels, bus travelers, TV executives, and antiquarians. Sunday, April 17, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
This Should Be Safe for Work
A short story of mine, The Occupation, is up at Otherwise Caffeinated. Special thanks to editors KC Kirkpatrick and Toni Odell!
Monday, April 11, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Springtime and the Poetry Is in Bloom
Here are some fresh poems for you all to read. I guess they are my contribution to National Poetry Month. The first three are from The Rainbow Rose, with no theme in particular. The rest are in the latest issue of MungBeing, which is centered around the theme of family. Hence this poem, and this one, the poem over here, and the one next to it, and this poem slowly creeping up behind you. Also, the poem you just stepped on.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Strike Some Pebbles for a Spark
An image for all you pyromaniacs out there, and some poems for the rest of you who follow the blog. I have new work up at Symmetry Pebbles and PenSpark (it is one word, I checked).
Friday, March 25, 2011
13,000 Page Views!
Celebrate with me by reading my new poem up at The Planet Formerly Known As Earth.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
New Poems From the Edge to the Center
Hello y'all. Here are two poems of mine featured in Radius. If you either love/hate Beowulf, I think you'll enjoy the second one. The first? I have no idea.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Read Me on Your Kindle
I have a short story up at The Write Room. You can read it the old fashioned way online or the new and improved way on your Kindles! Me? I will be reading it on vellum.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Culinary and Linguistic Experiments
I'll start with the later. The ever generous Record Magazine has published a bunch of my poems, a mixture of older and newer work. Take in their motley goodness.
Now, onto the more important stuff: experiments in unhealthy living!
Well, since my time in Montclair, New Jersey is coming to an end and it's back to Arlington for me, I've decided to try and give back to the community by creating some sort of treat that could be named after the city. There will probably be a book written about my time here as well, but for now, I'm going to focus on something a little more tangible.
And that something is a candy sandwich. Work with what you know, right? I have friends who have created blogs about food and their cooking expertise, or who post pictures of their meals onto FaceBook. It makes me jealous that they know how to cook so well, and that they can afford something other than diret-from-the-can goods. So, I am going to show them up here with my own creations. The advantage is that anything I can do, you can do too (and probably better).
Anyway, I recently came into the possession of some Girl Scout cookies, of the Thin Mint and Dulce de Leche variety. I also have some candy I bought on sale after Valentine's Day. Like any good inventor, I decided to work with what I had in surplus. I thought of various combinations that might work until I hit up two that had the greatest chance of success of becoming known to future generations as a "Montclair." Both would have a peanut butter cup in the middle that would be flipped upside down so that it resembles the "Mont," in the city's name. The difference would come from the "bread," which could either be two Thin Mints or two Dulce de Leche cookies.
I had the Thin Mint version first:
I give it a B-. The Thin mints were hard to hold onto because they melted in my hand. It was difficult to get much taste from the mint. The chocolate cookie portion mixed well with the peanut butter and kept it from completely overpowering the sandwich. It was difficult to get a bite that contained both ingredients because the Thin Mints crumbled easily when they came into contact with my teeth. In addition, the sandwich left a metallic aftertaste in my mouth a few minutes after I had eaten it. Maybe it was from my heart imploding.
Then I made myself the Dulce de Leche variety:
It kind of looks like a hamburger from a distance, but don't be fooled! This is strictly a dessert, or lunch if you're me. Anyway, this gets an A and wins the competition. It shall ever be referred to as a "Montclair." The Dulce de Leche cookies did not crumble and held together. They added a texture and cinnamon flavor to the peanut butter and chocolate that was reminiscent of a Graham cracker (which was invented in nearby Bound Brook, New Jersey). But it avoided the dryness of that Graham crackers often have. So there you have it America, go raid your pantries and make yourselves a Montclair today!
Now, onto the more important stuff: experiments in unhealthy living!
Well, since my time in Montclair, New Jersey is coming to an end and it's back to Arlington for me, I've decided to try and give back to the community by creating some sort of treat that could be named after the city. There will probably be a book written about my time here as well, but for now, I'm going to focus on something a little more tangible.
And that something is a candy sandwich. Work with what you know, right? I have friends who have created blogs about food and their cooking expertise, or who post pictures of their meals onto FaceBook. It makes me jealous that they know how to cook so well, and that they can afford something other than diret-from-the-can goods. So, I am going to show them up here with my own creations. The advantage is that anything I can do, you can do too (and probably better).
Anyway, I recently came into the possession of some Girl Scout cookies, of the Thin Mint and Dulce de Leche variety. I also have some candy I bought on sale after Valentine's Day. Like any good inventor, I decided to work with what I had in surplus. I thought of various combinations that might work until I hit up two that had the greatest chance of success of becoming known to future generations as a "Montclair." Both would have a peanut butter cup in the middle that would be flipped upside down so that it resembles the "Mont," in the city's name. The difference would come from the "bread," which could either be two Thin Mints or two Dulce de Leche cookies.
I had the Thin Mint version first:
I give it a B-. The Thin mints were hard to hold onto because they melted in my hand. It was difficult to get much taste from the mint. The chocolate cookie portion mixed well with the peanut butter and kept it from completely overpowering the sandwich. It was difficult to get a bite that contained both ingredients because the Thin Mints crumbled easily when they came into contact with my teeth. In addition, the sandwich left a metallic aftertaste in my mouth a few minutes after I had eaten it. Maybe it was from my heart imploding.
Then I made myself the Dulce de Leche variety:
It kind of looks like a hamburger from a distance, but don't be fooled! This is strictly a dessert, or lunch if you're me. Anyway, this gets an A and wins the competition. It shall ever be referred to as a "Montclair." The Dulce de Leche cookies did not crumble and held together. They added a texture and cinnamon flavor to the peanut butter and chocolate that was reminiscent of a Graham cracker (which was invented in nearby Bound Brook, New Jersey). But it avoided the dryness of that Graham crackers often have. So there you have it America, go raid your pantries and make yourselves a Montclair today!
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Ring Them Quail Bells
A short, speculative piece of mine is up at Quail Bell Magazine. It was posted back in 2006 on Flashes of Speculation, but it has been reborn here.
Sunday, March 6, 2011
A Death in Midtown
Thomas Mann and Luchino Visconti, eat your hearts out. Or not. Anyway I have a new short story for all of your prose lovers to read. "A Death in Midtown" is in the current issue of the Dispatch Litareview. You can read it directly here, on page 16. Also, LitKicks has linked to the InDigest WikiLeaks Centos E-Chapbook Anthology that I'm in.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Shaking my Fist at Mat Black
Apologies for any confusion with Matt Black. I have two poems in the current issue of Boston's Shakefist Magazine, and two up at Mat Black Online. Read 'em and enjoy. If you want to weep, well stay away from your keyboards.
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