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How to Lose a World War

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It isn't as easy as it sounds, but there are two basic ways to do this.

Steps

1. 1. Invade Russia, or
2. 2. Attack the USA

Tips

• Make sure you don't have lots of spare oil all over the place.
• You might want to distract yourself with a genocide.
• Beware of badgers.

Warnings

• Attacking Poland is not an effective substitute for invading Russia
• Neither does Canada count as the USA

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