You Might Not Be Able to Handle These Poems

They are extremely not politically correct. Read them here.

 

Getting my Steam Ticket Punched

 

Poem in Steam Wicket, I mean Cream Ticket, I mean Steam Ticket

My Chance to Pitch

...you on two poems of mine in the Sublunary Review.

A Freshwater Space Opera

 

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A new poem of mine called Space Opera is in the journal Freshwater. It's run by the fine people at (take a breath) Asnuntuck Community College. I think I got it right.

I'll Be at a Reading in Time Square

UPDATE: I'll be part of a reading on Sunday, May 22, 2022. It is called "Poet Voice Sucks: Funny Poetry From Writers, Comedians & Actors" and is being put together by Christine Stoddard. Several poets and performers from the tri-state (try to guess which states) area will be involved. There will be only FUNNY poems. This might be the first time I've been mentioned in Eventbrite. 

Literature for the Masses

 

Apparently I've written it. A poem about urban development and renewal is up at Class Collective. It was inspired by my times catching the bus near the Javits Center. Good times, I mean, no, not good times. Hence the poem. 

A Canto for Nardolilli

Poems from Cantos, the journal of Missouri Baptist University

 

Now Is the Time of (Primeval) Monsters

 Two poems of mine up at Primeval Monster, a side project of the Red Ogre Review. They are about (surprise) monsters.

Alternate Routes to the Department of Education

 

And other poems. Thanks to Alternate Route for publishing them!